Every "That's What She Said"
| # | Episode | Speaker | Straight line |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2.02 | Sexual Harassment | Michael | Jim: "No thanks, I'm good." |
| 2.02 | Sexual Harassment | Michael | Pam: "My mother's coming." |
| 2.02 | Sexual Harassment | Michael | Jim: "Wow, that is really hard." "You really think you can go all day long?" "Well, you always left me satisfied and smiling..." |
| 2.10 | Christmas Party | Michael | Kevin: "Why did you get it so big?" |
| 2.12 | The Injury | Dwight | Doctor: "Does the skin look red and swollen?" |
| 2.12 | The Injury* | Michael | Oscar: "You should put butter on it." |
| 2.17 | Dwight's Speech | Michael | Dwight eats grapes. |
| 2.21 | Conflict Resolution | Michael | Angela: "You already did me." |
| 3.01 | Gay Witch Hunt | Michael | Himself: "Put this matter to bed." |
| 3.03 | The Convention# | Michael | Jan: "I can't stay on top of you 24/7." |
| 3.05 | Initiation* | Stanley | Michael: "They taste so good in my mouth." |
| 3.10 | A Benihana Christmas | Michael | Waitress whispers in his ear. |
| 3.12 | Traveling Salesmen | Dwight | Michael: "I want you to think about it long and hard." |
| 3.18 | Cocktails | Michael | Jan: "Let's just blow this party off." |
| 3.18 | Cocktails | Jan | Herself: "Why is this so hard?" |
| 3.21 | Product Recall | Michael | Himself: "I need two men on this." |
| 3.23 | Beach Games* | Everybody | Michael: "Dip it in the water so it'll slide down your gullet more easily." |
| 4.02 | Dunder Mifflin Infinity | Michael | Himself: "Can you make that straighter?" |
| 4.04 | Money | Michael | Himself: "And up comes the toolbar." |
| 4.07 | Survivor Man | Michael | Himself: "That's what I said." |
| 4.07 | Survivor Man | Jim | Michael: "I say things like that to lighten the tension when things sort of get hard." |
| 4.08 | The Deposition | Michael | Himself: "Come again?" |
| 4.08 | The Deposition | Michael | Lawyer: "And you were directly under her the entire time?" (2×) |
| 4.08 | The Deposition | Stenographer | Reading back Michael's testimony. |
| 4.09 | Dinner Party | Michael | Jan: "Well, you are hardly my first!" |
| 4.12 | Did I Stutter? | Michael | Dwight: "Force it in as deep as you can." |
| 4.14 | Goodbye, Toby# | Michael | Holly: "It was easy to get in but impossible to rise up." |
| 5.01 | Weight Loss# | Michael | Dwight:"Hold it in your mouth if you can't swallow." |
| 5.01 | Weight Loss* | Michael | Jim: "It's gonna be tight." |
| 5.04 | Crime Aid | Michael | Himself: "It squeaks when you bang it." |
| 5.05 | Employee Transfer | Michael | Holly: "Don't make it harder than it needs to be." |
| 5.06 | Customer Survey | Pam | Kelly: "Dwight, get out of my nook!" |
| 5.13 | Stress Relief^ | Michael | Himself: "Oscar, would you reach over and touch his thing?" |
| 5.16 | Golden Ticket | Dwight | David Wallace: "This is huge." |
| 5.25 | Cafe Disco# | Michael | Himself: "I can't force you to go down, but I can entice you." |
| 6.02 | The Meeting | Michael | Jim: "Instead you screwed me." |
| 6.03 | The Delivery | Michael | Jim: "Put it away." |
| 6.20 | New Leads | Michael | Darryl: "You need to get back on top." |
| 6.23 | Body Language^ | Oscar | Michael:"Oh. Eso es lo que dice, el!" |
| 6.26 | Whistleblower | Michael | Michael: "Get it up. That's what..." |
| 7.06 | Costume Contest | Dwight | Dwight: "The trick is to do it face down with the post in your mouth." |
| 7.08 | Viewing Party | Michael | Gabe: "Michael, you're making this harder than it has to be." |
| 7.09 | WUPHF.com^ | Michael | Himself: "Oscar is my queen. That's easy, gimme a hard one." |
| 7.14 | The Seminar | David Brent | Himself: "Comedy is a place where the mind goes to tickle itself." |
| 7.16 | PDA | Holly | Herself: "I'm not saying it won't be hard, but we can make it work." |
| 7.22 | Goodbye, Michael | Michael | Michael: "This is going to feel so good getting this thing off my chest." |
| 9.05 | Here Comes Treble | Creed | Clark: "There's no way you guys are making this magic with just your mouths." |
| 9.26 | Finale | Michael | Dwight: "Michael, I can't believe you came." |
*Deleted scene.